Meredith's Sex and the Electric City Blog!
Sex & The Electric City
September 11, 09:33 AM
The other night I took my son, Jake, to see the Sex and the City movie at the cheapie theatre in Tunkhannock. We both agreed, too much talking, not nearly enough sex. For Jake, there was not enough Charlotte (nudity). Personally, I don’t care for her up-tight, pretty little ass-face. I know what you’re thinking, I probably like Miranda the best. Gingers stick together, right? Well, she’s such a whiny little bitch, she drives me crazy and her hair isn’t even that red. It’s pretty obvious who I relate to. I’m a Carrie! I like my guys “Big” too if you catch my drift.
One thing about the movie really got me thinking. Carrie is rolling in the dough, all those fancy shoes and clothes, and her job is writing a sex column?! At first I wanted to smash her face, until I got to thinking, if Carrie can do it, why not me? I know a thing or two about a thing or two. I’ve been around the block a couple of times. And you would not believe some of the things I’ve done and had done to me. Confused? I’m talking about sex. And drinking. And being the life of every freaking party I’ve ever been to, and honey let me tell you, the last forty-some years have been one big party! So who better to write about all the juicy bits and pieces of Scranton?
It’s true, I’m a little shy by nature, but I’ve decided to bare it all for this column. I’m stripping down and giving the reader an unobstructed view of my soul. No hording stories, knowledge, experience, or advice. I’m letting it all hang out. Like the other night, I was chowing down at Outback Steakhouse and I wandered into the kitchen, next thing I know, the dishwasher was giving me a bath in the sink. Getting clean has never been so dirty. It was kind of kinky I know, but different strokes for different folks, and I don’t judge. I just like making people happy. And I think this blog, is going to make a lot of people happy. Who knows, maybe it will get popular and I’ll finally be able to afford those bedazzled Juicy sweatpants (the ones that say, “Heart Breaker,” on the butt). So come on back, and enjoy some Sex and the Electric City. If you can’t have me in person, this is just about the next best thing.
Baths in a busy kitchen can be so sensual. I can't wait to hear more!
that's hot.
Be afriad, be very afraid! And remember Meredith, don't drink and surf the net.
This is reason number 100,000,000 why I love The Office!!!
Meredith is a saucy one!
I threw up in my mouth a little...
Epic win.
love it!! meredith u rock! can't wait to read more on ur past(or current) love affair stories!!
Didn't know there was a cheapie theatre in Tunkhannock
That was brilliant!
What beer do you like on tap?
I like Bass Ale. Does your pub carrie(pun)Bass?
What beer do you like on tap?
I like Bass Ale. Does your pub carrie(pun)Bass?
WOW
WOW
WOW
Holy moly. I need a shower now. Unclean... unclean...
hmm, I totally agree with Jake there...
Insert unoriginal inane comment here.
Kudos Meredith!
Ok, that is so freaking hilarious!!!
I love that you have a blog!!! :)
Ross
Funny stuff, You know what happened to the guy that worked at Burger King and took a bath in their sink don't you? Trouble Trouble Trouble!
Next time you should get someone to video you and put it up on You Tube so we know you're not just tellin' stories!http://thedailyvoice.com/voice/2008/08/burger-king-employee-fired-aft-001020.php
Hi Meredith! You're the whole package! How can I be more out going like you and hook-up with a hottie!?
this is an even more crude version of creed thoughts but with the sophisticated nature of schrute space XD i
This makes me wish I lived in Scranton. More action than you can handle ALONE!
메레디스 누님~~넘 보고싶어요~시즌 5 빨리 시작했으면 좋겟어요~~오피스 한국 팬 화이팅~~ The Office by Korean Fan
메레디스 누님~~넘 보고싶어요~시즌 5 빨리 시작했으면 좋겟어요~~오피스 한국 팬 화이팅~~ The Office by Korean Fan
Tunkhannock is pretty far from Scranton even for the cheapie theaters!
Meredith - were you wearing a jumper at Outback? Those can really turn a guy on ya know.
ahaha. "We both agreed, too much talking, not nearly enough sex."
briliant! this is so incredibly meredith. i love it! and i love you office! september 25th!
This is gonna be sexy-hot! Turn around! Do it!
This is gonna be sexy-hot! Turn around! Do it!
Yea, really - you could have just gone to the new theater in Moosic. I love that you're holding a bottle of Steg. My grandfather worked for Stegmier Brewery! I love that the office gets the local stuff right almost all the time!
Spill it Mer ... who's your office dream-boat.
A bath in an Outback Steakhouse sink, that's hot. Lucky you.
Get er done
Very funny!
wild wild women don't get the blues!!!
meredith! you scare me!!!! :(
this is the reason why Meredith is one of my favorite people...EVER =]
I would read this column over Carrie's any day.
Nice- can't wait to read more!
haha meredith. you are hilarious.
What do they say about the Outback? Never leave hungry.
What do they say about the Outback? Never leave hungry.
Meredith,
Start by explaining what was about to happen when the office went on that Cruise and you showed up in just your life jacket.
haha... Meredith is so funny.....and a drunk
haha... Meredith is so funny.....and a drunk
Thats hilarious! Can't wait to read it!
Nice to know you're healed from that small crack in your pelvis.
Haha, you have not only been around the block once, but a couple times. I love it!!!
I love your blogs & especially the new title and pic. Sex in the Electric City is sooooooo Scranton. Love it and love the show! ;o)
A thing or two about a thing or two. That's hilarious.
I just feel SO connected to Meredith. It's like we're almost the same person.
That was hysterical!!!!!
I can't wait to read the next one :D
This scares me. I can't wait to read more!
Worst Blog EVER! I miss Creed...
Yup, Meredith and I have hit it off before. Boy, that woman knows how to hold her liquor.
Yup, Meredith and I have hit it off before. Boy, that woman knows how to hold her liquor.
Yup, Meredith and I have hit it off before. Boy, that woman knows how to hold her liquor.
Where is Creed's blog? And the bath in the restaurant sink was lifted from a news story. Your read the story while drunk and only thought it happened to you,
Love it! The only blog I'd love to read more than this one is Creed's. Or maybe Dwight's. :P
Meredith, you are officially my idol
Meredith, you are officially my idol
my roommate if from Tunkhannock..... where was the movie theater? I'm glad you don't have rabies anymore!
The theater is Tunkhannock is called the Dietrich Theater,and while it's a lot cheaper than Cinemark, it's also very nice.
The theater in Tunkhannock is called the Dietrich Theater,and while it's a lot cheaper than Cinemark, it's also very nice.
And I thought Pam was the office whore
I'm scared
omg sorry Meredith but I don't think you could ever get the same volume in your hair that Carrie has. I mean, have you seen it? It's like, so big.
Funny? Not really.
Love The Office but this blog totally misses the mark.
Remind to never eat at Outback again.
FAGGOt
meredith is a terrible character and i wouldnt miss her if she was killed off haha
Carrie also wrote some books, and has like 15 credit cards ;)
There's a "cheapie theatre" in Tunkhannock?
I love the Dietrich Theater - it's very charming and lovely.
One question: Have any of the actors, writers, producers, etc. ever been to Northeastern Pennsylvania?
I love this show, but don't bash the area.
I'm part Irish and part Cherokee thus, I think we'd make great drinkin' pals, Mer- Love your blog gal, I laugh til I weep:)
I'm part Irish and part Cherokee thus, I think we'd make great drinkin' pals, Mer- Love your blog gal, I laugh til I weep:)
I'm part Irish and part Cherokee thus, I think we'd make great drinkin' pals, Mer- Love your blog gal, I laugh til I weep:)
I'm part Irish and part Cherokee thus, I think we'd make great drinkin' pals, Mer- Love your blog gal, I laugh til I weep:)
Yay! Or better yet, raise Jake up right to buy the pants for you!
i have to say meredith...you are about the best acoholic skank ever. its great i wana be just like you when i get older. (naked with liquer at all times)
i have to say meredith...you are about the best acoholic skank ever. its great i wana be just like you when i get older. (naked with liquer at all times)
i have to say meredith...you are about the best acoholic skank ever. its great i wana be just like you when i get older. (naked with liquer at all times)
i have to say meredith...you are about the best acoholic skank ever. its great i wana be just like you when i get older. (naked with liquer at all times)
i have to say meredith...you are about the best acoholic skank ever. its great i wana be just like you when i get older. (naked with liquer at all times)
i have to say meredith...you are about the best acoholic skank ever. its great i wana be just like you when i get older. (naked with liquer at all times)
i have to say meredith...you are about the best acoholic skank ever. its great i wana be just like you when i get older. (naked with liquer at all times)
Ok, i agree with "Ryan Howard". i used to like Outback Stakehouse! Next time i go there im gonna throw up! Still, very funny blog!
O my gosh the blog was so funny and and awesome idea .... but the comment page was kinda ruined by stupid ppl writing lame comments. O ya and dont u love it how people write the same thing over and over like 7 times! And what they had to say was stupid too =)! I'm in high school and one of my teachers looks exactly like Meredith ... except not as cool =(
god this is sooooooooo funny
Hi Mer, I think you're hot!
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