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Online Dating for the Modern Woman
September 18, 12:33 PM
We are living in modern times and let me tell you, I am a modern woman. I want what I want when I want it. Between work and my podiatrist appointments, I don’t have time to screw around. For dinner, I microwave a hot pocket in under a minute. If it’s not fully cooked by then, too bad – I’m eating ya’ half frozen. Take out the garbage? Waste of time and energy; I just throw it out the window and let it blow wherever it’s gonna go. No time for cleaning, shaving, flushing or taxes for this gal. It’s 2008 - get outta my way!
So when it comes to dating I do what all modern women do, I meet men on the Internet. At my fingertips is one big online orgy. You’ve got your eHarmony and Match.com when you’re looking for a guy that’ll wine and dine you at a Coco’s or KFC. Or if your not looking to go through the motions of dinner, a movie, arguing about the photo you posted bla bla bla – there are plenty of sites to find a hook-up. Whatever it is you’re looking for find it the modern way, by dialing-up onto the Internet. If you don’t got a computer at home, do what I sometimes do: go to your local library, load up that sexy photo, and join the party online. Why wait?
Personally, I’ve had plenty of luck on the Internet. Just last week I met Fernando, a hot guy on MarriedSecrets.com that’s gonna treat me right. And if it doesn’t work out with him, there are plenty of fellas out there interested in a “sexy, flame haired, barren middle aged vixen with Betty Davis eyes.” Check me out online, I’m “Hot2Trot24/7” - sorry lezzies but I’m men only.
I cant wait! I love this show. It reminds me so much of work... We have a Meredith too
I would never hook up with someone with such poor grammar!
What about the "old fashioned" way to meet men Meredith? Beer stenched, smoke laden bars!
OMG you got a guy you met on the internet to take you to KFC?!?
meredith why won't you call me back! I love you! Remember when we went to swingers and we were shocked they served food? Call me!
Meredith,
I understand that you are a modern woman, but have you considered posting fliers on bulletin boards, mailboxes, or telephone poles? You could leave the little strips with your contact information for interested parties to pull off. Another solid old school way of hooking up is the time honored "for a good time call...," scrawled just above a urinal.
whatever that perfume was that you were wearing when you walked past my desk reminded me of a summer breeze blowing across a freshly fertilized beet field. The wholesome, pungent scent of manure brought back all those memories of my teen years... spent manning the plow looking at Bessie the Cow's back end... I gotta go to the bathroom now.
i love, love your character, Meredith. This blog is somethin refreshing to look forward to every week. cheers!
I am a flame haired middle aged woman who met her soulmate on the internet. We happily been together for 2 years now. You go girl! (try to ease up on the drinking at work this year)
I am a flame haired middle aged woman who met her soulmate on the internet. We happily been together for 2 years now. You go girl! (try to ease up on the drinking at work this year)
I am a flame haired middle aged woman who met her soulmate on the internet. We happily been together for 2 years now. You go girl! (try to ease up on the drinking at work this year)
I AM Meredith. Sexy, barren, middle aged, ... and I can have flaming hair by 2:30 ...
I've done some internet dating but now I've gone back to picking up losers in bars the way God intended me to.
grrrrrrrrreat stuff here ;]
Meredith,
Can't wait to see what you've been up to over the summer this week. Want to come and see your fans in the UK?
J x
wow...um...wow
Meredith, I LOVE the top you're wearing! Wear classy and sexy. Any guy would fall for that! :)
There's a certain tragic poetry to watch a women gleefully bent on self destruction. Can Meredith hit Michael with her car this year?
Men ONLY?? : (
Love your pic, Mer!
There aren't any Coco's in PA.
Meredith, what was on your face at the start of the dieting episode, sun burn??
Yea, those KFC dates keep me wanting more passionately greasy fried chicken. ;)
LMAO !!!!!
LMAO !!!!!
LMAO !!!!!
Hey, I checked marriedsecrets.com and you are not on there!!
meredith,
you look so cute!
the light is hitting your hair very nicely!
:]
meredith,
you look so cute!
the light is hitting your hair very nicely!
:]
meredith,
you look so cute!
the light is hitting your hair very nicely!
:]
I love the office...It is the funniest show I have ever seen, not only brilliant writing and directing, but brilliant acting as well. You and Creed are my favorites.
So you'll date a married man? Don't hear much of that from older woman. Where can I find ONE in WI
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Quite. :D
JKR (01:02 PM)