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September 12, 01:28 PM
THE FALL IS HERE AND SO ARE WE
First of all, "fall" is my favorite of the four
seasons (next to summer and spring of course).
And here is a little known fact: They call it fall
because people fall down a great deal over all the
leaves and branches. It also gets icy later on in the
season and that ice on the puddles gets covered with
leaves and brambles and such.
In my humble opinion they should call it "horrifying
accident waiting to happen" or "trip" or "lookout for
leaves!"
Here are some of the many things that happen in the
fall:
The children of the world, dressed in their best new
clothes from Sears, go to class, with their hair
slicked down, their new eyeglass frames and their
throwing stars hidden beneath their notebooks.
Football season starts. Campaigns get under way.
Deers get ready to get hunted.
AND THE NEW SEASON OF "LOST" BEGINS!!!
What the $^$fjol!!09 is going to happen? Sawyer and
Kate and Jack have been absconsed by the OTHERS and
their mysterious, charismatic leader (who played that
psycho killer from "The Practice") I am on pins and
staples!
I would also like to say a few words about gays.
"Gay" used to mean jolly. Now it means a man or a
woman who likes to make out with other men or women.
Now, according to all Schrutes: Who and what people
make out with is their own business.
My uncle Gunther used to tend goats and there were
some very viscous rumors going around the village.
When he fled the invasion he met a Finnish woman and
they had 17 children. That put those rumors to rest
once and for all.
Judge not, lest ye be a judge.
That is all.
COMMENTS
Hallo! Es hat sich doch gezeigt, dass die 301 Umleitung einer minus-31 Domain nichts bringt weil die Seite auf die umgeleitet wird auch auf Platz 31 landet. Wenn nun jemand seine -31 Domain auf meine Domain umleiten wurde um mich als Konkurrenten zu argern, gabe es fur mich keine Moglichkeit diese Manipulation herauszufinden.
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Ich wurde ratseln was ich falsch gemacht hatte und dabei ist es nur ein Trick der Konkurrenz. Edit: Ich habe die Frage vergessen! Gibt es doch eine Moglichkeit herauszufinden ob jemand seine Domain auf meine umgeleitet hat?
My life's been generally bland today. I just don't have anything to say recently. I guess it doesn't bother me. Basically nothing seems worth doing, but I don't care.
erotica sapphic
More or less nothing seems important. It's not important. Shrug. Whatever. I've just been hanging out doing nothing, but eh. I can't be bothered with anything lately.
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Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery.
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London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US.
Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages.
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition.
A musical about the witches from The Wizard of Oz breaks West End box office records, its producers say.
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Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84.
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Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages.
London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US.
Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields.
Jonathan Ross is dubbed "risque" by Ofcom but not in breach of rules over an interview with David Cameron.
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84.
Jonathan Ross is dubbed "risque" by Ofcom but not in breach of rules over an interview with David Cameron.
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84.
Veteran game show host Bob Barker is stepping down from hosting The Price is Right after 35 years.