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April 06, 03:32 PM
Hello, Schrute fans. Dwight Kurt here creating another ripple in the "blogosphere".
"Blogosphere" is another word that I just learned. It means "the
world of blogs and blog readership." Unquote.
Here are some of my other favorite words:
"Sniffles". That word sounds exactly like it means. Plus, I have them.
"Monkey". That’s a word that is funny pretty much anywhere and
anytime you use it. You can plug it in anywhere for hilarity. For
instance: "Hey Kevin, you accountant-monkey, why are you so gassy?"
"Ass" also works in the same way.
"Nebula". Not sure why, just like it.
"Corn". Because that’s what OUR people call it.
"Smith and Wesson". No need to explain the power behind those words.
"Mordor". It just sounds like an evil place, doesn’t it? I wouldn’t
want to go there unless I had to, in order to throw the ONE RING into
the volcano that’s there. Now, "Mines of Moria" doesn’t really work
that way. "Moria" sounds like a nice happy place filled with
shoppers. The Mines of Moria could be an outlet mall.
"Starbuck". No explanation necessary.
"Salesman of the Year". Those words send a tingle down my very long
spine.
Do you have any favorite words that I should add to my list?
That, as always, is all.
Dwight K. Schrute
COMMENTS
Veteran game show host Bob Barker is stepping down from hosting The Price is Right after 35 years.
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition.
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness.
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year.
London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US.
Microsoft and Peter Jackson postpone the making of a film based on the Halo video game after backers pull out.
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations.
The judge who put coded messages in his Da Vinci Code plagiarism trial ruling has written another.
Madonna says she may adopt another child from abroad following her proposed adoption of a Malawian boy.
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice.
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations.
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84.
William Styron, whose Holocaust novel Sophie's Choice became a film and an opera, has died, aged 81.
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice.
Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields.
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations.
The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles.
Microsoft and Peter Jackson postpone the making of a film based on the Halo video game after backers pull out.
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84.
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice.
Madonna says she may adopt another child from abroad following her proposed adoption of a Malawian boy.
Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery.
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness.
Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields.
London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US.
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness.
Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages.
Madonna says she may adopt another child from abroad following her proposed adoption of a Malawian boy.
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations.
Alec Baldwin asks for his voice to be removed from an "unfair" documentary about Arnold Schwarzenegger.
London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US.
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84.
The judge who put coded messages in his Da Vinci Code plagiarism trial ruling has written another.
Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery.
Borat creator Sacha Baron Cohen reportedly signs a $42.5m (£22m) film deal starring his character Bruno.
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations.
Veteran game show host Bob Barker is stepping down from hosting The Price is Right after 35 years.
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations.
Borat creator Sacha Baron Cohen reportedly signs a $42.5m (£22m) film deal starring his character Bruno.
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year.
The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles.
A musical about the witches from The Wizard of Oz breaks West End box office records, its producers say.
The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles.
Veteran game show host Bob Barker is stepping down from hosting The Price is Right after 35 years.
Borat creator Sacha Baron Cohen reportedly signs a $42.5m (£22m) film deal starring his character Bruno.
Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields.
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness.
Alec Baldwin asks for his voice to be removed from an "unfair" documentary about Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness.
The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles.
A musical about the witches from The Wizard of Oz breaks West End box office records, its producers say.
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year.
Jonathan Ross is dubbed "risque" by Ofcom but not in breach of rules over an interview with David Cameron.
Alec Baldwin asks for his voice to be removed from an "unfair" documentary about Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Jonathan Ross is dubbed "risque" by Ofcom but not in breach of rules over an interview with David Cameron.
Microsoft and Peter Jackson postpone the making of a film based on the Halo video game after backers pull out.
Veteran actor William Franklyn, known for voicing the 1960s Schweppes TV adverts, dies aged 81.
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84.
Jonathan Ross is dubbed "risque" by Ofcom but not in breach of rules over an interview with David Cameron.
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations.
Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery.
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness.
Veteran actor William Franklyn, known for voicing the 1960s Schweppes TV adverts, dies aged 81.
The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles.
The judge who put coded messages in his Da Vinci Code plagiarism trial ruling has written another.
Veteran actor William Franklyn, known for voicing the 1960s Schweppes TV adverts, dies aged 81.
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84.
Borat creator Sacha Baron Cohen reportedly signs a $42.5m (£22m) film deal starring his character Bruno.
Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery.
The first stage of a £150m investment in regional museums is praised for boosting visitor numbers.
Jonathan Ross is dubbed "risque" by Ofcom but not in breach of rules over an interview with David Cameron.
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness.
Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields.
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness.
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations.
London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US.
TV host Oprah Winfrey gives audience members $1,000 (£526) each to donate to a charitable cause.
Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery.
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year.
A musical about the witches from The Wizard of Oz breaks West End box office records, its producers say.
William Styron, whose Holocaust novel Sophie's Choice became a film and an opera, has died, aged 81.
The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles.
Madonna says she may adopt another child from abroad following her proposed adoption of a Malawian boy.
William Styron, whose Holocaust novel Sophie's Choice became a film and an opera, has died, aged 81.
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness.
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are leading the way at this years MTV Europe music awards with four nominations.
The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles.
Madonna says she may adopt another child from abroad following her proposed adoption of a Malawian boy.
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness.
Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery.
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are leading the way at this years MTV Europe music awards with four nominations.
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice.
Madonna says she may adopt another child from abroad following her proposed adoption of a Malawian boy.
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year.
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year.
A musical about the witches from The Wizard of Oz breaks West End box office records, its producers say.
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness.
The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles.
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are leading the way at this years MTV Europe music awards with four nominations.
Veteran game show host Bob Barker is stepping down from hosting The Price is Right after 35 years.
Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields.
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84.
Veteran actor William Franklyn, known for voicing the 1960s Schweppes TV adverts, dies aged 81.
The judge who put coded messages in his Da Vinci Code plagiarism trial ruling has written another.
Jonathan Ross is dubbed "risque" by Ofcom but not in breach of rules over an interview with David Cameron.
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations.
London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US.
Veteran actor William Franklyn, known for voicing the 1960s Schweppes TV adverts, dies aged 81.
The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles.
Microsoft and Peter Jackson postpone the making of a film based on the Halo video game after backers pull out.
Borat creator Sacha Baron Cohen reportedly signs a $42.5m (£22m) film deal starring his character Bruno.
The first stage of a £150m investment in regional museums is praised for boosting visitor numbers.
The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles.
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness.
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations.
Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery.
Veteran actor William Franklyn, known for voicing the 1960s Schweppes TV adverts, dies aged 81.
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year.
A musical about the witches from The Wizard of Oz breaks West End box office records, its producers say.
TV host Oprah Winfrey gives audience members $1,000 (£526) each to donate to a charitable cause.
Veteran game show host Bob Barker is stepping down from hosting The Price is Right after 35 years.
Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery.
Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields.
Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields.
London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US.
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice.
The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles.
London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US.
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice.
A musical about the witches from The Wizard of Oz breaks West End box office records, its producers say.
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84.
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year.
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice.
Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages.
The first stage of a £150m investment in regional museums is praised for boosting visitor numbers.
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition.
Jonathan Ross is dubbed "risque" by Ofcom but not in breach of rules over an interview with David Cameron.