April 06, 03:32 PM

Hello, Schrute fans. Dwight Kurt here creating another ripple in the "blogosphere".

"Blogosphere" is another word that I just learned.  It means "the 
world of blogs and blog readership."  Unquote.

Here are some of my other favorite words:

"Sniffles".  That word sounds exactly like it means.  Plus, I have them.

"Monkey".  That’s a word that is funny pretty much anywhere and 
anytime you use it.  You can plug it in anywhere for hilarity.  For 
instance:  "Hey Kevin, you accountant-monkey, why are you so gassy?"  
"Ass" also works in the same way.

"Nebula".  Not sure why, just like it.

"Corn".  Because that’s what OUR people call it.

"Smith and Wesson".  No need to explain the power behind those words.

"Mordor".  It just sounds like an evil place, doesn’t it?  I wouldn’t 
want to go there unless I had to, in order to throw the ONE RING into 
the volcano that’s there.  Now, "Mines of Moria" doesn’t really work 
that way.  "Moria" sounds like a nice happy place filled with 
shoppers.  The Mines of Moria could be an outlet mall.

"Starbuck".  No explanation necessary.

"Salesman of the Year".  Those words send a tingle down my very long 
spine.

Do you have any favorite words that I should add to my list?

That, as always, is all.

Dwight K. Schrute

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