November 18, 10:27 AM

Why are robots always the

Why are robots always the villains?  Why are robots
always portrayed as shifty aggressors with ulterior
motives?  Why can't robots be taken for what they are.
Artificially intelligent creatures who are PROGRAMMED
to serve humanity.

Whether it be household chores, factory work or the
defense of our great nation, robots will someday be a
valued members of our modern society.

Think about it. You can program them to vacuum your
carpet, pick your kids up from school, make a
sandwich, go to home depot... any manner of things.

A coffee maker is a robot. 

Think about it:

"I want a cup of coffee.  No, make that seven.  I
wan't seven cups of coffee.  I want those seven cups
at 6:55 AM.  I want seven cups of coffee,
extra-strong.  I want the coffee maker to beep me a
warning signal when the requisite cups have been
brewed.  I want those seven cups to be kept warm at a
temperature of 103 degrees fareinheit until I have
drunk every drop of hot coffee."  Etc... Etc...

That is robotics.  Plain and simple.

Is that so dangerous?  Are you afraid of your Mr.
Coffee now?  Are you switching to tea?  No, you are
not.  You love your little coffee robot.

Now a robot is not to be confused with an android.
Androids are humanoid robots.  Programmed to behave
just like a human being.  Facial expressions,
emotions, even defacation.

The potential for evil being perpetrated in the world
is much greater coming from an android rather than
from a coffee maker. 

Androids could, even now, be walking among us.
Probably the creation of another race.  And i don't
mean the Chinese.  I mean aliens.  Aliens would
definitely have the technology to make a humanoid
android.  One that could fit seamlessly into modern
day society and yet be beaming up information about
humanity to the mother-ship.  Look around you.  Now
look around you again.  Now look around you A G A I N.

Think about it.

On another note.  Thank you for your dating tips and
ideas.  Although, I don't need any more hints or tips
(or phone numbers or e-mail addresses) because I have
found someone that I care for.  Someone close to home,
so to speak.

That is all.

Dwight Schrute

PS  Please feel free to post your ideas about robots,
androids or holiday recipes right here on
schrute-space!

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sorry for the belatedness of this comment, i realize its over a month late, but my friend just brought this entry to my knowledge.

Ff aliens knew enough about us to make a perfect humanoid android, how what they benefit by making one that lived amoung us?

Heads up, Dwight. I think ryan is an android. keep your eyes peeled.

so Dwight, how close does this girl happen to be? My god she better not be a relation! I find you to have a scrutiny on life that you may not find in many people, and I find that to be quite an advantage in life. Great minds think alike eh? So do you have a plan in the cse of an Android invasion. Because they are always portrayed as superhuman crazy ass things that can shoot things out of their eyes and are usually mostly invincible, unless you discover some insane weakness in them. Personaly I think we'd be screwed, but you being such an amazingly prepared man would probably have some imput on such a matter

Dwight,

I think I know an Android! What do I do?

I have a rainbow bumper sticker on my car that reads: "I like it when balls are in my face."

Dwight,
You seem to be a very intelegent man. I happen to be a very intelegent woman. We have mostly the same intrests, cept my favorite star wars character is frodo.

if we are not careful, these androids could begin to pocket veto our filibusters.

dwight, i miss you. and my tv misses you.

Let me on J Leno
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HI Dwight, Can you tell Angela we said HI?

dwight:

how do we know that you aren't a robot? how do we know that you weren't programmed to infiltrate our human society and bring our civilization to its knees?

this entire blog enterprise could be an elaborate rouse to introduce your propoganda to this fragile human existence. and i for one will not stand for it!

no sir, not me. you brilliant, beautiful, diabolical android you. i shall not be fooled. if you ever do attempt an android invasion. know well what happened to you and remember the robot carnage of Terminator 2 (and just imagine what Terminator 3 could have been)!

you shall not fool this human. not now, and not ever!

(keep up the good work, the show is awesome). :)

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I could kill a robot with just a screwdriver, if forced to.

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When could I go and visit you at work?

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How many weeks without a new episode? And then a month and a half with no new blog.

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all i have to say is the office is a freakin hott show---- and ur awesum dwight, just not as awesome as me....

Dwight,

As season two has unfolded, you have become my favorite character on the show.

I know a few Dwights... they all play Dungeons and Dragons.

Do you play Dungeons and Dragons too?

Do you own a pair of "Spock" ears?

I bet you do !!

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Dwight,
You are AWESOME!!!

Dwight,
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I Love tuna sandwiches, and Dwight-you remind me of a big ol' tuna sandwish with mayo and mustard and relish.

All hail Brak!

hey, Dwight, i think you need to get a life. You are always talking about anderoids. Really, you need to grow up and ask out that person of yours. I think it is angela

Dwight shrute,
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Dwight, are you writing these yourself?

Im going to sue your racist ass off. what the hell is "Androids could, even now, be walking among us.
Probably the creation of another race. And i don't
mean the Chinese. I mean aliens." I am Chinese and i love my culture and i have no problem with the way I look and you are talking about Chinese people. I hate you. Office is going to get CANCELLED!

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Robots are Teh Shizz, as are you. I am a robotics programmer...I love robots. I am on a robotics team. I don't think humans have enough patience to program artificial intelligence.

Do you like Small Soldiers?

PS. Is Michael an Android? Think about it.

No you think about it.

If you think about it, if a coffee maker is a robot, wouldn't that make an expresso machine an android. But then that brings into question those vending machines that serve both coffee and expresso. Android or Robot? Or would it be a combination? a Randroid or Anbot so to speak. And if the day came when Androids took over the world, which side would the Vending machine fight on? Would the robot side programmed to serve mankind beat out it's android counterpart? or would the technologically supreme Android reprogram the robot to become more androidlike? The answer to this question has been tormenting me for many years, and I would like your personal input Dwight.

What you puny humans know about robot uprising?

I would prefer an Android to a woman.

1) pristine medical records

2) fluent in every known language (real and otherwise)

3) punctual

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Dwight-ever had your gonads x-rayed to check for lumps? You never know what could be on the inside.
Think about it.

Ok so we utilize robots in our daily lives everyday, great. But does any body say any thing about the ghosts of robots? I think not.

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Couldn't the @ssholes at NBC find some other time to do their stupid Biggest Loser finale? Only big, fat losers watch that show while they have their heads down a bucket of Chunky Monkey!! Why don't you big fat losers stop watching other people lose weight and do it yourself? ... because you're WEAK!!

so is your plan to make Michael jealous by dating Angela working? You and Michael should take a trip to Canada to legally bind your "relationship".

Dwight - I have it on good information from my friend Dick C. in D.C. that Angela is an android. Think about it she never smiles.

Use her to take out Jim and Pam, they only live to mock you. Take them out now. Train Angela as a Ninja Android!

Christmas in Scranton is okay, but the real holiday in Scranton is St. Patrick's Day. Make sure the office is in the streets for the parade. There might be robots!!

I will be reporting you to Corporate if you don't update this thing damn soon.

Dwight,
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dwight you are a genius and the coolest person ever please be my friend

Do not worrie about androids there is no such thing there are no aliens it is all made up by u humand
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If what you say is true about the androids then
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yourself at risk of android attack. I sincerely hope
that you have taken precautionary measures in your
"relationship" to prevent any mishaps with your beloved
coffe maker. As you are potentially creating a dangerous
situation for it. All im saying is if anything out of
the ordinary should happen to your coffee maker then
you should take it as confirmation of an android
infultration. The truth about your significant other
lies within the very coffee maker you love so dearly.
You have been warned.

Dwight, what do you say that you and Angela join my girlfriend and me for a double date. I was thinking that we'd go to the Scranton Turnip and Martial Arts Festival this weekend. We could keep it on the "QT" if needed and all go in camoflage. Are you in?

Question. Does anyone know who hacked my blog password?
I have not been able to update my blog since it was changed!

DWIGHT --
The office computers are for Company business only!
Plus, while "on the clock" your time/energy belongs to the Company!
Mr. Scott and Corporate will be conducting an exhaustive audit of
all DM computers next week! No stone will be left unturned!
-- Upper Management

Dwight, are you ok? You haven't posted in awhile. Just making sure the androids didn't get you. Wait - I get it, you are laying low. Smaaaart man.

Well, it's Friday, I'm going home.

Dwight -- my man! What's up, stud -- you banging that uptight Christian chick, or what?
Curious minds in the warehouse need to know!
Come on down and give us the play-by-play!
Got any naked pics of her? Want some?
Just kidding -- come on down and have a cold 1 with the boyz!
later

Dwight -
Do you ever just wake up and think how good it is to be dating the hottest woman in your office? Angela is freakin H-O-T! Doesn't surprise me though that you, the Assistant Regional Manager scored her though... I know you hear this all the time, but YOU THE MAN DWIGHT! So how long until we get details on what went down during Jim's party with you and your lady friend?

BTW - you should give Jim crap for not being able to seal the deal with Pam as you did the seal the deal with Angela (is she Russian or Romanian).
Your biggest fan,
Big Timber

Whoever made the programming decision to replace The Office with The Biggest Loser this week deserves to be shot and replaced with a robot.

Dwight, i share your feelings about humanoid androids. I like to play a game where i rate the likelyhood if someone is a humanoid android or not. Say for instance Hillary Duff scores about a 2.5 while others like Micheal Jackson are a sure 9.98. Thanks again

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Wonder re: Dwight and Angela
Did they penetrate?

...Dwight, you did check to make sure she's not a deficating android, didn't you?
DIDN'T YOU?

Dwight, you left your Dungeons and Dragons stuff at my house. I'll just send it with Angela.

Dwight, do you guys have an 'Easy Button' for sale?

You don't have to worry about robots attacking you, you can always beat the crap outta them! :)

Dwight-

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Thanks for making this bog look like crap. Ruining the damn arrangement asshole. It's not funny when you do that. You're like those stupid jocks that yell "Your Mom (instert non-sequitor here)".

Dwight

Any big holiday plans? Any traditions we would like to know about in the Schrute family?

Curious and Best Wishes
Val

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the biggest losers? us.

biggest winners? robots.

Dwight: I saw Angela with 2 Black Guys last night at Rocky's.
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I just thought you should know.

are the worst one on the office. Why did you steel the ball from the temp when he was on your team in the first season?
you are one crazy and wierd dude.

Hey Dwight,
Great Sith Lord costume on Halloween. Are you a member of the 501st Legion?

You need to watch Jim a little closer. Can't you see Pam and him are about to start an unethical relationship inside the office? Use your Assistant to the Regional Manager power to nip this in the bud!

I missed my Dwight fix last night! Patiently waiting for you until next week...

Dwight
Where were you yesterday??
I can't believe you let yourself be replaced by the biggest loser.
I'm starting to wounder if you're not the biggest loser.
I am very disappointed with your lack of control in this situation.
Sith Lord ?!?!
You would have been a better Mr. Coffee.

I completely agree with Dwain on the subject of robot, android behavors. Too often are there ignorant remarks on our robotic counterparts. I feel the prosecution of robots is unamerican. But i feel we should be keeping a closer eye on these androids, does anybody know what they're up to? The other day my roommate, Keesha, was telling me about her day at her job, (she works at a computer programming firm. Apparently her superiors aren't doing a very good job, she thinks they are cruel, heartless people. And if the these people, the heartless cruel people, are in charge of making our artificial intelegence, then it's just a matter of time before these androids are roaming the streets and throwing parades. We can't let this happen! One idea of mine is to learn the android language and breed with their women, eventually our differences will be setteled, that is if they can ever reproduce.

Sooooooooooooooo....everyone missed those guys at "the office" last night eh?
MY favourite character is the boss... Michael.. Now HE shows good leadership skils and despite what the rest of the office
says or does, Im sure they also agree that hes the best boss in the whole world to work for.

Of course, Im not Michael, Im just some random person from the internet reading Dwights blog and I have no reason other
than my admiration for such a strong individual such as Michael to post this....

Now.. .get back to work everybody!!!!! Thats what Michael would say, and of course IM not Michael, Im just a random
fan from the internet.

*cough*

Yes, it is true androids are worse than robots. Take for example Star Wars: R2-D2 and C-3PO, cute and possible gay robots. Now take Battle Star Galactica: Sexy robotic women who infiltrate human space via seduction. Yes, they now how to expose man's weakness well. But there is a upside to androids, unlike other droids, or robots in laemans terms, can learn to feel love. If this happens, then you have a sexy woman who will never age and be indebted to you for teaching her how to love. There are other eperks too but there are too many too list about why having an android girlfriend would be cool.

I wish the Office was on tonight.
I just wanted to say hi to u and all the rest of the crew.
U guys are really good actors and actressess.
I love the show, and I just got season 1 for my bday.
I can't wait till next tuesday.

Beans

No Office tonight!? What a rip! How will I maintain my sanity and have funny lines to annoy co-workers with tomorrow!? Well, back to Biggest Loser.

Secret Robot Code: %8h009s2nf10010011001executenow

Dwight,

I'm hungry.

well done dwight well done and i have a chart of my own
Perfect
Amazing
Unbelievable
Likable
how bout that

Dwight,
Just so you know I miss the conversations we used to have as old buddies in the VSA (Volunteer Sherriffs Association) and remember our secret weapon against the war on bottle-nosed dolphins is like the mystery that is only exceeded by it's power. I miss you, buddy call me.

Dwight, if you could choose would you be C3po or R2D2? and here is an ancient chinese recipe for your culinary delights:Ingredients

100g/4oz lean pork
1 clove garlic
6 spring onions
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
1 tablespoon soy sauce
2 teaspoons castor sugar
1 tablespoon chinese cooking wine or dry sherry
675/1.5 lb bean sprouts/shoots
100g/4oz snowpeas(mangetout)
1 teaspoon salt
Preparation
Cut the pork into matchstick thin strips.
Mince the garlic and cut the spring onions(shallots) into 8 cm/1.5 inch pieces.
Heat the oil in a wok and stir fry the pork on a high heat for 30 seconds.
Add the soy sauce, sugar and wine/sherry and stir fry for 1 minute.
Remove the meat from the wok and set aside.
Replace the wok on the heat and add the garlic and spring onions, stir frying for 15 seconds.
Add the snow peas and stir fry for 1 minute.
Add the bean sprouts/shoots and sprinkle on the salt, stir frying for 1 minute.
Add the pork and cook for another minute, serve immediately.
Last modified 2004-06-02 11:06 PM

I am so fucking pissed off that the office was not on this week. Anyone who watches the biggest loser is a pathetic piece of monkey shit that has absolutely no life whatsoever and should just do the world a favor and die. I would love to see caroline ray, that two-bit fucking actor who sucked on even the worst of shows, Sabrina the Teenage witch. The fucking cat was a better actor than her. His mechanical arms have more emotional range than that fat bitch. I hate the biggest loser and every fat fuck that watches it. That is all

regarding that last post, i made a typo. I would love to see caroline ray killed in a slow, painful incident possibly regarding lava.

Although I would love to take part in the continuous debate "Robots: are they good or evil," I will instead answer the other question that I feel has not been properly answered. Take a ritz cracker, put peanut butter on top, along with another ritz cracker. Repeat many times. Melt bakers chocolate in a sauce pan and keep stirring till it is creamy and smooth. Dip the ritz cracker and PB combos in the chocolate. After all crackers are completely blanketed in chocolate, put them in the freezer till the chocolate has fully hardened. These delictable treats are like small chocolate covered sandwiches, sandwiches that encompass the magic of the holiday spirit.

Dwight- i love how you are so gullable! Stop listening to Pam so much! hehe Anyways- I'm really bummed that the show isn't on this week. Stop torturing the viewers!

dwight i am so happy that you have found somone who truly loves the same things as you.
i also have birkenstocks... two pairs.... ones teal for when i take a walk on the wild
side.... lots of love, cory

Dwight, I hope you get the iPod tonight at the Christmas party. I have some good music for you to download. Pam and I have a collection of music to make you stronger. If you don't win we'll take a picture of you and send it to the guys at http://www.podapic.com/ and they can give you a fake one.

Later
Jim

Dwight,
I sometimes am so perfect I think I might be a robot. I think my "father" and "mother" may have created me from some 1970's computers. Like the Atari. Or the TI 99/4A. Question: Do you think those were good computers? Did you have a favorite game?

Your opinion matters to me.

Sincerely,
Daniel

PS
I can defeat (or defend) Agents with guns.

My coffee pot espresso robot blew up all over me and my kitchen the other day because of a faulty gasket. That is the problem with robots, they have faulty parts that can kill people. So it is possible that a robot could really be considered an andriod because they may have evil intentions. Especially the coffe pot espresso robots that self detonate in kitchens when people stand next to them...

Make that 11 days, 3 hours, and 8 minutes. Sorry.

Dwight,

It has been 11 days, 6 hours, and 8 minutes since you last posted on your blog.

You are making me nervous.

Please let me know you are OK.

Matt

PS - Something is fishy about Angela, I think she is using you only for your body.

Dwight. A few things. One, your points about robots are compelling, though I don't drink coffee. So your Mr. Coffee analogy was lost on me. Two, why aren't you on TV tonight? I sit at my desk every week waiting for Tuesday so that I can laugh at you. I mean with you. You know what I mean. Anyway Dunder-Mifflin's business is far more important than The Biggest Loser.

Oh, and can you get me Jim's number? Thanks. Don't tell Pam.

FREEZE! Agent michael scarn! You thought you had me fooled didn't you Dwight, well i know where you hid the diamonds!
It's all over

What if the robot is just a Human dressed up as a robot, can it be evil then? What if you have a robot heart and your evil, is the robot heart evil?

hey what style were those birkenstocks u wore to jim's party? loved em....

People denying the existence of robots may actually be robots themselves...

Awesome stuff – the man’s right on!
I feel the same way about our toaster oven:
totally unappreciated and overlooked, but always there for me when I want to make
toast or a quick pizza.

Dwight,

you seriously need to set NBC straight. Tell them that nobody cares about watching fat people cry about how big they used to be for TWO HOURS and not letting us see The Office for two whole weeks!! I CANT GO TWO WEEKS WITHOUT THE OFFICE!!!! I am gonna sneak on your beet farm and watch the sweat glisten from your gorgeous chops.

Dwight, you spelled DEFECATE wrong.
For shame!

you and angela are the worst couple in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good work getting angela.

Loved you in Star Wars

Hey Dwight,
Way to go with Angela. You da man... but seriously dude wear a rubber.

Here ya go Holiday Robot Cookies! http://weewonderfuls.typepad.com/wee_wonderfuls/2004/12/christmasbots.html
the best of both worlds...

Dwight,
I am sooooo jelous of you man. You are a blue belt and you got angela. Plus you own a beet farm. Man your my bestest hero.

Dwight,

You are my hero.

The best robot/android ever is Commander Data from the USS Enterprise. I wasn't sure how to categorize him since he does not need to eat.

Congrats on hooking up with Anglea. She will certainly be a stickler for the rules, which is usually a good thing. If she would look into makeup, she could be really hot. Not sure about the cat thing.

Question: did the staples in your stapler that Jim put into a jello mold rust?

Holiday recipe: One 1/2 gallon container of egg nog, mixed with 1.75 litres rum. Appetizers will not be necessary after a few drinks.

Dwight no longer works with our company. He died do to doing it with a hot girl instead of his usual fake lady made of beets.

Sincerely, Dunder Mifflin Staff

Dwight, because you have stumbled upon knowledge that no human should know, you will be the first one killed when machines take over.
P.S. Don;t get too confortable, because the day of reckoning is near.

Listen D.W.I.G.H.T. Dwight. I am a humanoid android, and coffee makers are extremely dangerous. Infact my uncle Ernesto was a coffee maker, and my aunt was one of those super-loud annoying MEGAPHONES. And you want to know what their offspring was Dwight? DICK VITALE! You know, that obnoxious Basketball commentator. So don't you ever try and tell people that coffeemakers are not dangerous because they are not only extremely danergerous, but they have ruined the sport of college basketball as well.

Dwight, I don't want to alarm you, but Kevin in accounting is pretty android-ish, man. No seriously, think about it... Does he seem to have trouble with human emotions? YES! Does he move in a quirky and/or random fashion? Well, YES! And most compellingly, does anyone know where he came from??? Maybe like Betamax-Omicron 4?? Dude the implications are positively implicating! But I digress, as well as many other things I do, umm, do. In the end, are we all not just complex machines? Obviously the comparison to computers is, umm, obvious (but just try to get a Commodore-64 to pay child-support, man!), and the lowly Stair-Master is, wait a minute, I thought I was going somewhere else there...
So, to sum-up, Commodore-64 = good, evil humanity-destroying androids = bad. And just for extra credit, let's all give a shout-out to my HP-48GX calculator (he's been feeling kind of unappreciated lately).

Dwight:

Why are you still working there? You know so much about things other than paper. Your knowledge of robots, androids, and the human psyche is incredible. You should be the leader of a multi billion dollar corporation. Think of all the good you could do for the world!

Harry

Oggy Oggy Oggy! Oink oink oink! Oggy Oggy Oggy! Oink oink oink!

So this person "close to home", I take it she works with you? Dwight, you need to come clean, everyone already knows.
This person may in fact, be an android. Curses, it's too abominable to think about; or is it. Anyway, keep up the satisfactory
work!

I deleted all the emails. See you tonight, lover. ;)

Dwight,
I've beeen looking around and I think this guy I know
may be an android. (his hair is just too curly, ya know?)
Any thoughts on how I should approach him? Should I be scared?
I would love your thoughts...

heavy d, what you say is true, yet it saddens me to think about it. my young father used to tell me
that every time a robot cries, an angel gets their wings. the emotional dilemma starts off with
an awkward punch in the kisser. also, where is this air guitar career really going to lead you?
down that rough, bumpy road leading to sex, drugs, and rehab... i can make myself cry in approx. 7.2487
seconds. hold me.... sooo cold....

Dwight, will you stand next to me under the mistletoe?

dwight, you are my idol. when i grow up i want to be just like you. seriously!

ps. you and angela are dating right?

Hey, I know you're not really going to read this. I'm just gonna get a bunch of junk mail from NBC, but whatever. Anyways, about me in a nutshell: 16, male, michigan. My friends and I tlka about the office all the time and I think it is quite arguably the funniest show on T.V. right now, and for the past 100 years. It is my favorite and I wanted you to know that. LOL. OKAY. If you could find the time between being funny to write me back that would be great.

hey dwight! I think you are such a hottie! lets go make out! hey dwight! I think you are such a hottie! lets go make out! <3

Shanika

ps. jim is hotter, but he's pams man

you and angela are such a cuuuuuute couple! are you gonna go to cat shows together? i think you should..

hey dwight i think you are one pretty lame guy.

Hey Dwigt!!!! haha, DUDE WATCH OUT FOR ANGELA'S DERMATITIS!!!!!!!!!!!

Dwight, it's Saturday. no seriously, it's Saturday, not the Jim/Pam type of Saturday that's actually Friday, but the real thing. so happy Saturday.

Dwight, your blog looks kinda like an Excel spreadsheet. Do you use Excel at Dunder-
Mifflin? I would, it would help you organize your clients that you sell paper to.
Do you think that the machine made this blog look like an Excel sheet? Maybe robots
are trying to speak to you. Like the 6th Sense.

P.S. my computer is password protected, you’ll never guess it. Hint: you dressed up as his
character on Halloween.

Dwight you should make an American anime of good robots!!!

You seem to have lost a lot of comments that were here pre-latest episode. Maybe you didn't want to share my delicious Jell-O recipe with the world? I can dig it.

I know you aren't an android because no android would EVER wear Birkenstocks. They are shoes of the EARTH, and androids are MACHINES.

Dwight,
your views on robots are valid, I mean come on all the transformers cartoons are set in the years we are in now it only a matter of time before the decpticons show themselves.Plus look at the movie maximum overdrive or as I like to call when appliances attack.

OK...Question. Is Angela going to provide enough milk for all those thirsty Schrute babies??!!
That's what I'm wondering!!!!! (The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies!!)

Question. Where are your Brandon Duckworth and Mark Bombard bobbleheads?
Second Question. Why are they no longer bobbling away on your desk?
Both of us Red Barons fans must know.

Dwight, what are your thoughts on cyborgs?

I would leave my husband for you...run away with me.
Leave Dunder Mifflen behind...you are too good for them.

Lisa

Dwight, will you come over to my house. My roommate thinks that I'm making you up.

Dwight, you da man. But you missed a Scranton-ism the other night. When you were telling
Michael why he should keep you informed, you said that he might step on a mine. Any good
Scrantonian would have said "fall into a mine". Guess you were too busy thinking about
Angela. I take it that she ain't no coal miner's daughter. But if not, then what's a nice
vegetarian like her doing in a town like Scranton? Did she go to the Jesuit school and just
fell in love with the mountains? Is that also your excuse?

Dwight - your insight is everything. Keep updating your Schrute-Space and keeping us laughing during the show. You are the highlight of the Dunder Mifflin Company.
- dwightfan

Dwight is hilarious. I'm 48, my kids are 19 and 16 and we tape The Office so we can enjoy it whenever we want. Lines keep popping up in conversation. I even refered to the episode where Dwight wants a raise and mentions he comes in on Saturdays and holidays (?) and Michael and his boss are upset with him for STEALING a key and making a copy! And he doesnt' even notice! Hilarious stuff! Thanks for doing such a great job with your character. Everyone's so great at it. Love this show!

Dwight, it's me. I thought we agreed to keep this on the down-low. I won't bring you any more candy bars if you keep telling everyone! You know I can never love you more than the lord. I swore to love him with all my heart, mind, and soul- so much, that my love for my family, friends, and even my own life is like hatred in comparison. Please come over tonight after work, I need you to find the little man in the boat again.

I saw Rainn on Conan the other night. Strange that you bring up robots defacating, Conan brings out that crapping robot on his show alot.
P.S. Is the HTML on this page F'ed up for anyone else or is it just me?

A monk? Don't you mean that Emperor guy from StarWars?

Hey Dwight,
you were so scary at Halloween as a monk. That was such a strange and creepy costume. Keep it up,
Love KAYLA.... AKA Mrs. Dwight Schrute

your show is sooo awesome!!!!!!!! tell jim i laughed soo hard when he put your stapler in jello!!!!
i'm eleven and i have seen all of the office episodes.

I thought this thing was fake... o_0
Anyway, I love Dwight! He is the best. Besides Kevin,and Michael of course. But you all rock. Ima hard-core fan.

Until the coffee maker grows legs and can walk up the stairs and strangle me while I sleep, I will continue to lead a worry-free life.

Robots are portrayed as villains because they lack a powerful union to advocate on their behalf. Then again, so do the rest of us. Hence The Office.

Peace out.

czl

http://writteninc.blogspot.com

Dwight...your soo cool! U were on da parade today! Or excuse me, Rainn was! But still, cool! GIVE DWIGHT A RAISE!!!!! *MEL*

Everyone please join my Dwight Schrute Addicts myspace group!

Dwight is AWESOME! Give him this raise!

I saw John and Rainn on the Macy's Parade today!
Oooh, too exciting....BTW, I love Birks, just not for
parties...poor Michael, just wants to be Loved, is
that so wrong???

Dwight,
How do I know that YOU aren't an android?!?!?!?

Dwight,

I'm surprised you didn't discuss Artificial Intelligence. Robots with AI are usually more positioned for world control.

Hey Dwight,

Way to get on that tight christian chick. She needs a good man to get all that religious radicalism out of her system! Go boy!

Ryan is so bleeping hot. If I had to fight Michael for him, do you think I could win? I'm no purple belt, but I am a nurse. And I have drugs.

i love u dwigt. i spelt it wrong on purpose ("d-w-i-g-H-t!!") poor dwight...

i love u dwight.

How do we know YOU are not an android?
Think about it.
You could be an android tricking us into believing robots are safe.
We'll I for one am NOT going to fall for it.
Robots are evil, which is why they are not allowed in my house.
Think about it.
Your "Mr. Coffee" could be spying on you for the enemy.

My wife thinks your too intense, but you remind
me of a lot of workers I worked with....and your
very funny! I think your show is the best sit-com.

Hey Dwight, Just so happens that I am a robot defacation engineer and designer for Robutts Inc. I'm sure that you'll be interested to know that we at Robutts have abandoned the conventional idea of what you might envision as being the archaic anthropoidal defecation receptacle in favor of a much more sanitary, self-cleaning module. We feel that if a robot has got to go, it should go with some style and grace and no messy cleanups. This is what the current technology is all about.

i have never laughed so hard as i do whenever i see dwight on the show....i almost started crying last night when he was at the party and was the only one to yell "SURPRISE!"

Question: I agree that a robot such as the coffee maker should not be feared. But what about the Roomba? The Roomba seems to enjoy some of the characteristics of a true android. How much closer do "simple" robots have to get to becoming an android before we realize the true danger imbeded in our commonly used robots? A day of reckoning is upon us.

Dwight, congrats on finding a nice girl. Angela has that nice girl exterior and having her say that office romances are between the people was very brilliant...Pam and Jim may be on to you but I think you have them fooled...They can't get over their attraction to each other to even think about really paying attention to you and Angela. Best wishes in the future! I hope you like cats!

Dwight,

A robot with blonde hair could be programmed to serve up more than just coffee...

Great blog.

Dwight,
No new blog entry, are you busy with Angela?
I will fight you for her, I dont know karate like you, but I am in love with Angela. I know I can take you on.
Name the time and place.
Charles

Dwight,

I hope you and Mose have a great Thanksgiving on the beet farm! Will you be serving any beets?

I know this is jumping ahead a whole season but I was curious if Dunder-Mifflin has "secret santas" amongst your co-workers. What would you stuff Michael's stocking with? Is there anyone you'd most like to see under the company mistle-toe? What's on your Christmast list?

Thanks for keeping a blog. I appreciate your interesting and unique view of the world.

Dwight- you are a super hero!!!! I have this club, it's for special people. Will you be the president?

Birkenstocks are so '96.

Dwight,
You are brilliant. The republican party wants you to run against Chris Dougherty for mayor of Scranton.

I think the real question is not ‘why do we hate robots’ but rather why do we hate ourselves? As we all know the inventors of robots, nerds and geeks, have been ridiculed and bullied all their lives. Just the other day I saw a puny shaped man with thick glasses get pushed aside at Macy’s - some women can be very cruel this time of year. So if it were up to these people to create something new, they would want to create something that they can in turn make fun of and ridicule. It is the circle of life.
If we want machines to behave the way that they should we should not allow the nerds and geeks to design them. For example; I don’t know about you but many times my computer will crash on me or programs will not run they way they should - ie all people that work at microsoft are nerds and geeks. I propose that Instead we should allow every day joe shmoes to develop and design the machines/robots of tomorrow.

The problem with that is if we don’t have robots to hate, who will we hate? Right now the arabs are doing a fine job of focusing our anger. But once the arabs are squashed into rubble, our great nation will be left without an enemy. I think it was Mozart who said, you define yourself by whom you choose to be your enemy. As the greatest nation in the world we should have the greatest enemy in the world. That is, when we are not fighting ourselves.
Basically, there are no worthy adversaries out there so we should build them.

Dwigt,
You have caused us nothing but problems and we have discovered the reason: Your circuitry was damaged during delivery. Please return to Omicron Alpha STAT! STAT means NOW!

I love your show! Im only 14 but i love it

Androids rock!! Our prime motivator was to destroy all humans but since there is more intelligent life
such as Dwight, we may have to rethink ourselves. Oh Dear!!

Dwight you let my secret out! Im a android! I cany
belive you let that slip! Your an idiot!

Oh Dwight, you are the best!!!

The Office is simply the greatest show on televesion. The ratings don't account for the incredible "Office Party" we have every Tuesday night with 15-20 people.

It is simply amazing how there is a "Dwight" in every office. Dwight, you make me laugh dude! Keep up the good work.

YOU ARE CORRECT. I LIKE MILK.

Dwight, your intensity and strength inspires me at work. That is why there is a picture up of you on my cube, right over the picture of my dog (he's getting old and weak.) As far as the ladies go, it looks like you are all set. How can anyone resist the birk and socks combo you were sporting at the party. And I don't drink coffee for that sole purpose of being opposed to robots. I drink tea, so what? Also, I need new glasses, where did you get yours?

Dwight:

Gareth Keenan called again. He wants his job back.

I think Michael may be a robot....think about it. He does "the robot" dance almost perfect....hmmmm

Dang it Dwight! You are so annoying....and yet I can't help but laugh out loud whenever I see you! Keep being you, you crazy nut!

Dwight you rock!! Angela certainly needs someone to loosen her up and it looks like you are the man for the job. Seriously though dwight I wouldn't be surprised if Michael gets jeaoulous and tries to move in on your turf. Watch your back, I can tell that you two have something special going on.

Dwight, I work with someone just like you. Only she's a woman...but she could be an android. She's very scary, at least she doesn't have a purple belt - that would make it even worse.

Way to show Angela your "O"face. I noticed that you guys had matching Birken stocks too, well as matching as can be. Awesome.

O face

Only robots bring guns to improv comedy classes.

Dwight, I notice you feel the need to use "The Club" on that fine "chick magnet" vehicle of yours.
Is it the model 1000 or the 1100?

Dwight, did you ever think that Michael is a robot? He's very methodical and doesn't really seem to fit into any social groups.... just a thought...

I know a Sith Lord when I see one and you Dwight are no Sith Lord.
For one thing, Sith Lords don't wear Birkenstocks or use excersise balls.

Dwight, Jim did not want me to tell you this, but I think I should tell you anyway. The entire office hates you. You probably already know that. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving and and great Christmas as well.

Dwight, I can't beleive your forsaken love with Angela, the whole office is going to know about it.
You better watch your back or Michael might demote you to assistant to the assistant to the office
manager, that would be awful. Have you ever thought about your drinking habits, it causes our
inhibitions to weaken, maybe you should think about laying off the boose you dog. Being an deputy
Sherriff myself, I was able to look up your medical records what is up with the hemroids?

im so cool cause i own a 1981 Delorean. its really a transformer and hes cool.

Dwight, I saw Tim stealing your pushpins the other day. Would you like to know what else? The temp, he is an android from corporate, what OUT for him!! PELIGRO!

Get a haircut you moron.

youre a freaking tool

Beware! Angela is an android!

Hey Dwight,

You say robots don't have emotions but what about "Johnny 5" in the movie Short Circuit. That robot possessed alot of different emotions, can you explain? My favorite robot is Rosie from the Jetsons. She reminds me of my mother.

I like your comments about robots. I myself have dabbled in the design of many metal creatures that service humans. Some people don't understand that robots are very sexy to alot of people and can actually carry on a very steady relationship with little fighting.

Try adding a package of hot chocolate to your coffee as it makes a nice Mocha flavored treat for that horrible jet-fuel sludge we usually have in the office.

I think I work with a humanoid. This one time, he (or it) was staring at me with this utterly blank look in his (or it's) eyes (or man made marble-like things). When I asked what he (or it) was looking at, he (or it) responded only with "the beauty of my maker". Now, what else could that possibly mean except that he was indeed an it? He also walked kinda funny like my friend does after he stays the night at his other friend's house. Oh yeah, I almost forgot to mention that he (or it) eats the same thing every day; a plate of rice, one half of an apple and a Little Debbies snack cake. He makes good money so I would assume he could afford something from the Hostess line of products, but always goes with Little Debbies. Do you not find that odd Dwight? I do.

Please give me some tips on spotting a humanoid and what to do, if anything, if I know for sure I have come in contact with one. I am not afraid of them yet, like I am people who know karate, but should I be?

Thanks for your feedback in advance Dwight!

Your friend (but not best friend),
KC

Dwight + Angela = DWANGELA

You are so funny! I love the show! I'm so happy for you and Angela!
Your hair looks great!

Dwight, your skills with the opposite sex amaze me. Angela is a hotty! Teach me your ways oh mighty Schrute.

boo jim for busting your ball. Excercise ball i mean!!!

id like to send a salute out to all the purple belts out there. Dwight, good luck hooking up.

good luck with the tight ass christian chick **hubba hubba**

Dwight...I would like to set you up with someone in my office. Let me know. You two would be perfect together. She is not a robot. :)

Dwight, you truly are a genius!!!

Dwight, perhaps a robot could teach you to type? Only a single space is needed after a period when typing on a computer. The old double space rule applied only to typewriters.

thanks jen

Dwight:
Have you ever shaved your arms? Did you think of it yourself? Or did your electric razor con you into it somehow?
Be afraid.

To Ed - Island's in the Stream. Just don't ask how I know.

anyone know the name of the song they were singing at the end of tonights episode.

Hey Dwight, Have done something different with your hair?

Robot Rum Balls
1/2 C. chocolate
1/2 C. sugar
1/3 C. dark rum (the rest of the bottle for later)
1/4 C. corn syrup
2 tsp cinnamon
2-1/2 C. chocolate wafer crumbs
3/4 C. chopped nuts---optional---the metal ones are a bit crunchy
cocoa or icing sugar for decorating

1. Melt chocolate
2. Mix in sugar, rum and syrup. Stir in chocolate wafer crumbs, cinnamon & nuts.
3. Mix & refrigerate until dough is firm.
3. Form into 1" balls, roll in cocoa or icing sugar. Layer in an airtight container.
Rum balls will keep for up to 1 month in the freezer.

FREEZE... dont move... *PSHHHHHHHHP PSHHHHHP* youre dead...

See, what I dont understand is the guys in my improv group and my employeeeeeeeeees dont have a sense of dramatic .. ability at all and they SHOULD because
well... they WORK with THE master of improv. Maybe I can show you guys sometime when Im not chasing you down while you try to prepare a surprise party for me
problem is .. you forgot to tell me about the surprise....

Well work on that wont we? Good. See you tomorrow at the office.

So does that mean YOU'RE a robot?????

o well, even if you are a robot, i will still be madly in love with you.

... I LOVE YOU DWIGHT

Hysterical.

Dwight, you are like my secret lover. I can't wait
till we can meet and share our friendship.
I LOVE DWIGT!!!!

Thanks for making me laugh.

People denying the existence of robots may be robots themselves.

HOW DARE YOU SIR?! Did you know that robots are the number one killer of the elderly right above heart attack?
My grandparents were murdered by a robot before he raided their medicine cabinet and stole my inheritance.
I guess thats the part I'm really mad about. Ok, robots aren't that bad.

I see what you did there.

Ya some coffee is good like Starbucks, specially those Frappucinos. What if you like to do the robot? does that make you a robot? or an android or one of those weird little white people? Hey........you & Angela.......hmmm.................................by the way nice Birkenstocks....maybe its about time to pull out those extra Birkenstocks. My friend got some new boots they are really nice i need to get a xanga

Dwight.....Do you think the Mr. Coffees communicate with other kitchen robots? Do you think they conspire to ruin our breakfast? www.myspace.com/swrockytop

I Think It's Great That The Dunder Mifflin Soda Machine Has

Scranton's Own Crystal Soda. Mmmmm Birchola is My Favorite!

hey Dwigt!
I like you. I look up to you. You might even say you’re my role model.
Thanks for the clarifacation about robots. I no longer have to be afraid
of my electric pencil sharpener making me it’s slave. But i will be on the
lookout for Androids. I’m pretty sure Pam might be an android. be careful!
I love you Dwigt

Robots Cant't get it on like someone I know was!! I guess I'm glad you care for someone but what am I supposed to do now?

Dwight
Anglea
...
N I C E

Dwight, my wife has been using coffee makers for about 2.7 years now.
Should I be worried that her life is in danger? Should I switch the
glass coffee pot with a plastic one just to make it mad?

Dwight, I have a whole new respect for robots and coffee makes now.

Ah! It's Angela! That is, unless you were just giving her CPR at Jim's party...

Dwight,
How can we be sure that you aren't an
android yourself. Perhaps the close to home
comment means that you are dating the mother of
the mothership. I am ashamed of you. *shakes head*
Darah

Dwight let me answer your question with another question:
In the future will robots develop a dance called "the human" and
congregate in loud night clubs in which to mock our fleshy everyday movements?

Dwight....listen to me. The entire fate of the world rests on the ability for
this vital information to be destributed throughout a populace. If the office
is for any reason discontinued, I'm afraid we cannot and will not survive.
We are in constant war with these androids of which you speak.
People just don't understand. Therefor, remain strong. We are forever
indebted to you and will do anything you ask.

Sincerely, the peaceful alien race in exile below the surface

Dwight-Your Fired. Sike no for real you are halarious and good job on Sahara also.

This is one recipe you must try....you can find it on kraftfoods.com

4 oz. (1/2 of 8-oz. pkg.) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened
1 Tbsp. milk
1 Tbsp. sugar
1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed, divided
1 HONEY MAID Graham Pie Crust (6 oz.)
1 cup milk
1 can (15 oz.) pumpkin
2 pkg. (4-serving size each) JELL-O Vanilla Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling
1 tsp. ground cinnamon
1/2 tsp. ground ginger
1/4 tsp. ground cloves

MIX cream cheese, 1 Tbsp. milk and the sugar in large bowl with wire whisk until well blended. Gently stir in half of the whipped topping. Spread onto bottom of crust.
POUR 1 cup milk into large bowl. Add pumpkin, dry pudding mixes and spices. Beat with wire whisk 2 min. or until well blended. (Mixture will be thick.) Spread over cream cheese layer.
REFRIGERATE 4 hours or until set. Top with remaining whipped topping just before serving. Store leftover pie in refrigerator.

Dwight is really Joe Burke

Dwight, you are quite possibly the funniest man I have ever seen on television. I am hereby establishing a Minneapolis/St. Paul chapter of the Dwight Schrute Fan Club. God bless ya, man.

Dwight your faith servants require your web blog for further instruction. We await your command.

Dwight,

You are so cool. So cool that I have created a mesage board for all your fans to congregate.

Check it out!
http://p104.ezboard.com/bnbctheoffice

Dwight,

If you were a spice girl, which one would you be? My vote is for Scary Spice.

Dwight, Where is your blog? Are you out sick today? We miss your blog!

I think we should find a more private forum to talk this out.

((My coffeemaker can see me))

I'm a fricken ANDROID!?!?!? ...not some stupid robot! er, I mean...beep, click, beep.

Dwight,

Your demeanor and perspective worry me, but I still feel drawn to you. Is this wrong?

Robots aren't always villians. Remember Bicenteniall Man?

We have a robot here in our cube farm. He defecates randomly. We call him Mike, or Butter, depending on his lunch agenda. He does not think independently, that is why he is considered a robot, not an android.

Hey Dwight,

So, do androids have to defecate, or do they just do it to "fit in" with us humans?

Just curious,
Jon

A lot of times when I'm frustrated about something, my roommate reminds me - "Don't worry about it, man. What's the difference? The robots are going to slaughter us all soon anyway." It is usually a great comfort to me. But I will now correct him that the robots won't be the ones doing the killing - but rather, the androids.

Hey, who told you I was an alien! That is a leak of classified national security information--someone in the CIA is gonna pay (or maybe their spouse). Have a pleasant day, Dick.

I just want to make two points. For starters I am not interested in nor do I actually believe in robots. Second what is your thoughts on the song "hot love highway".

dwight, isn't "humanoid android" redundant since you wrote that androids are "humanoid robots"?

you are awesome.

Okay, you've convinced me -- I'm cool with the coffermaker.

But I'm keeping my eye on the toaster...

Dwight...
I know who you are seeing... It's Angela!!!

I am right, I know it!!! I think it is GREAT! The two of you make a great couple!!! Go for it Dwight!!!
As a church girl myself; I can safely say... She is just waiting for you to make the first MOVE!!! So JUST DO IT!!!

Some Day I hope we can live in a society were robots and people are equal.

I wrote a program that prints a random dinner recipe each morning so that you know what meats to get out of the freezer to thaw. Check it out at http://mikeoverall.blogspot.com

Robots are not to be feared, Dwight, so long as we keep them in their place...like women. Both need to be kept in their place or they will take over the world. Okay, I have to go now...my girlfriend is home and I am not allowed on the computer when she is here. Fight the good fight for those of us to weak to speak out, Mr. Schrute! ...yes, coming dear...

Holiday dessert recipe - it involves jello, but not in its gelatinous form with a stapler present:
1 package frozen strawberries
1 tub o' Cool Whip
1 package of JellO - of same frozen fruit (so in this case, strawberry)
1 container of cottage cheese

Mix all together - oh-so-good!
Dwight, your picture is running rampant on a few of my friends' myspace pages..I needed to post you around. Happy Holidays - Carone

Dwight-

Why can't you write a blog everyday? Or better yet every hour? You are the greatest.

Dwight-

Robots aren't portrayed as villanous...it is androids. You point out the difference, but you don't make the distinction. Generally, robots are considered kind and serving. Androids (except for R2D2) are considerd bad (although I must point out that R2D2, while reffered to as an 'android' is more of the robot variety, while C3P0 fits the more classic definition of android ).

I appreciate your attempt to educate the masses (and by 'masses', I mean the 40 some odd people who read this) and jsu felt that maybe in your passion on the subject, you left out what I consider an important point.

-Jeffry

p.s. I need some better paper for my home office, but you don't seem to have a branch within an acceptable radius of my California home.

Dwight,

Your like the only one who doesn't have a MySpace, come on man, get with the program, lol - Angela, Kevin, Pam, and BJ have one!

D=delicious
W=whipable
I-icing on the cake
G-good 'nough to eat
H-hell yeah!
T-tantilizing

dwight. chinese are creators of everything. we rule the earth. there is no outnumbering us.

close to home? Is your lady friend made of plastic and kept in the bathroom under the front steps?

If I were an alien.....I would want to be the Predator, like in the movies. I would want to be a hunter....not the hunted. And I would destroy....no, mutilate my competition.

Then I would destroy Mr. Coffee because I don't drink coffee.

Dwight, they are here, ready to take over: iRobot (NASDAQ:IRBT) is a provider of robots that perform dull, dirty or dangerous missions in a better way. I know what you said, but do you think they know what you know?

i like to get drunk BEFORE i play laser tag

Dwight you are truly an inspiration! "The Office" is a brilliant show, the best if I might add. I look forward to my Tuesday night ritual... Chips, dip, a glass of wine and Dwight Schrute my "Superhero". Keep up the GR-8 work Dwight!!
Dwight you are truly an inspiration! "The Office" is a brilliant show, the best if I might add. I look forward to my Tuesday night ritual... Chips, dip, a glass of wine and Dwight Schrute my "Superhero". Keep up the GR-8 work Dwight!!
<3 Dana

Robots deceive, under their mask of obedient hardware lies their sadistic plots to control and rule over mankind. ---Could an android be disguised as a robot? Or a robot be disguised as an android disguised as a human? Hence, the sadist.

Dwight can robots be programmed by androids? And, if so, do you now acknowledge that we should fear robots? Is that what happened when the comet came to that one town. Did androids come on the comet and make those trucks chase people? Boy was that scary.

Ive heard a lot of stuff in my day. All the way from the theory of harps to properties of wicker chairs. These writings have to be the greatest assortment of wisdom and knowledge... next to the Bible. Dwight, you are among good company!

I think I decoded your secret love. Rumor has it is Angela, which is shocking I you preferred Asian women or purse saleswomen. Interesting...she is not going to serve you green tea and teach you the secrets of Karate. I do feel the androids have taken over, I mean look around. The government has been taken over by the most strategic androids ever to ruin all we have worked for in our cubes of death, which leads me to believe that our jobs are going to be outsourced to aliens in disguise. The Chinese. Think about that.... Why don't we see Cheney ever? He is always in this so-called bunker. Bunker I think not, the mother ship is more like it.

Dwight likes the Indian chicks, duh. Draw your own conclusions, peeps.

Dwight, I've never really been afraid of robots, especially after the blockbuster movie, "Short Circuit". I think that we need to be more understanding and accepting of robots.

Hmm, interesting commentary about coffee pots. I have always had an aversion to coffee and prefer tea. Now I know why...I would love a little dwight robot around the house, I have a lot of paperwork to take care of... You guys are awesome!

Indeed dwight robots are going to be nice in the future but what about you having to work on saturday... that will also be nice(for me)in the future. Signing off. MR. STEVE

So Dwight, what does a robot defecate? I'm just wondering. By the way I don't have any holiday recipes to share. Maybe you should ask your lady friend...

Will Huffman
I would like to have marital relations with your dog
But thats just me

HAHAHAHAHA
I am so funny

Shazzbut is turkish for a gay, unfunny Ed Helms

all hail ed helms
dwight, you remind me of a gay, unfunny ed helms.

and thats the shazzbut

Dwight dude classic t.v. line ever!
"through concentration i can raise and lower my cholestorol at will.(Pam Asks "Why would you want to raise your cholestorol?) Dwight "So I Can Lower It"

absolutly compelling.
a brilliant post which entices the reader to consider everything he/she knows. Then forces them to reconsider it all.

good job,

A friend of mine just refferd me to your blog. I am truly glad he did.

m/ YOU ARE METAL!!! m/

dwight, you're hilarious.

Personally, I don't trust robots of any kind. That's why I carry a device capable of emitting an elector-magnetic-pulse with me everywhere I go. Just in case.

Androids cannot defacate!

I would like to thank the robots that made my car. Seems like they did a decent job on it ;)

Close to home? HOW close to home? Dwight, it's not a relative, is it?

I would suggest getting a robotic device to help you keep track of such things as what day of the week it is and where your desk is located.

I hope you get a new exercise ball soon!

D - Determined
W - Worker
I - Intense
G - Good Worker
H - Hard Worker
T - Terrific