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July 10, 09:24 AM

Creed Thoughts


One of my great joys in life is going to the car wash. Some people may think of it as a hassle, just another chore in their already over-chored lives, but not me. The car wash for me is a wonderful place. It’s where you go to get a new lease on life, or at least a new lease on your scooter. I’m not talking about actual leases – I have no idea how to get a new lease on a scooter. I won mine in a fight. I’m talking about that feeling when you bring in your scooter all caked in mud and whatever other junk might be stuck on there and you ride off with a shiny new-looking scooterino. That’s satisfaction.

You might not have a scooter. You might have a car: the more “traditional” vehicle to take to a car wash. I’m a proud scooter owner and as a proud scooter owner, I like to keep my scooter clean. After all, dirt really shows up on red plastic, you know? So once every month or so in the summer, I take a trip to the place on Moosic and get my wheels all soaped up.

It’s hard to describe the feeling I get at the car wash without sounding dirty (not that that’s ever stopped me before), but I’ll try. It feels a little bit like I’m in the hospital getting a sponge bath from some real foxy nurses. Replace hospital with car wash and real foxy nurses with real burly joes and that’s pretty much what the experience is like. I love to see them get down and dirty with my little scooter. Wipe it down and rinse it off and put so much care into the job. When it comes out of there all gleaming and clean, I feel like I need a smoke.

Look, I’m not a real extravagant guy. I pick fights with extravagant guys. But the car wash is the one place where I can throw down eight bucks once a month and feel like a king. A fella’s got to feel pampered once in a while, you know?

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Posted by Creed at 09:24 AM

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Creed! You are the greatest person E-V-E-R!

Posted by Ian
July 10, 2008

i use to work at a car wash. and ever time a got in a car washed it was a good feeling everytime. even if it wasnt my car i was getting into.

Posted by ben
July 10, 2008

wow u r losing followers...........this is a sad day :(

Posted by Lauren
July 11, 2008

Im picturing Creed on a scooter. It fits. So would a harley. Seriously Creed brawl a biker, win a bike.

Posted by blah
July 12, 2008

Oh my goodness I didn't know this site actually exsisted. And yes, I can see Creed on a scooter - also a long pimp-sorta-looking Cadillac - or really just about any kind of vehicle that could be acquired via a fight.

Posted by hopelds
July 12, 2008

I'll trade you scooters. My metal one can't possibly go as fast as your red plastic.

Tell you what: we'll race them for pinks.

Posted by NoMSG
July 15, 2008

Creed sos un groso chabon, sos una masa vieja!!! aguante the office wachoooooooooooooooo!!!

Posted by Ivan
July 16, 2008

creed you rule

Posted by luke
July 18, 2008

creed you rule

Posted by luke
July 18, 2008

Creed, I agree. I feel the same way when i drive away from burger king... except without all that dirty description

Posted by Andrea
July 19, 2008

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