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Creed Thoughts

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June 19, 09:22 AM

Creed Thoughts


I don’t know about you, but I’m known far and wide as a guy that can cut a rug. Not literally. I’ve never actually sliced into any rugs, but I bet I’d be pretty good at that, too, considering how handy I am with knives.

I can cut a rug in the sense that I can dance like a mofo. Ever since I was little, I’ve had rhythm in me. Everyone used to call me Lil’ Josephine Baker because I liked to shake it everywhere I went, plus I once made a skirt out of bananas. My favorite place to hoof it was the market. One time, I was dancing up a storm in the produce section and I knocked into a huge display of apples. Those Red Delicious came tumbling down, but that didn’t stop little Creedy. No sir. I just kept on twirling and juking and the apples became my dance floor. When I was finished, the whole store applauded, except for the manager, who called the police.

Not to toot my own horn or anything, especially because my horn is pretty dusty and might make everyone sick if I tooted it, but I’m pretty sure I invented break dancing. I used to have my neighbor bang out a beat on his kick drum while I tried to spin around on my back. At the time, I did it to get dizzy. In retrospect, it’s pretty clear to me that I was inventing a new style of dance.

I’ve got a pair of dancing shoes that are made out of magic. They’ve got a black and white checker pattern on them and I bought them from a Serbian flutist who needed some cash to get his flute out of hock. From the minute I put them on, I felt like my feet had a mind of their own. They just tap-tap-tap to their own beat and I do my best to keep up. For a while, I thought the guy put Mexican jumping beans in the heels, but I checked and there aren’t any beans in those shoes. Not unless I decide to put them there and, as of right now, I have no interest in doing so.

The only place I won’t dance for fun is on people’s graves. I dance on people’s graves for disrespect purposes only and nothing more.

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Posted by Creed at 09:22 AM

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I've seen Creed dance and man can that cat cut a rug. I've also seen him cut a cat with the same amount of skill. Keep on dancing Creed.

Posted by arch office guy
June 19, 2008

Second.

Can you do the forbidden dance, Creed?

Posted by Anonymous
June 19, 2008

i never heard creed say mofo, now that your 30 are u gonna start using more curse words?

Posted by Anonymous
June 20, 2008

Creeddizzle can do everything he puts his mind to.

Posted by Anonymous
June 20, 2008

Creed, we haven't seen you at NA for awhile. At least call your sponsor and let him know what's going on with you.

Posted by Killerwit
June 20, 2008

Please never stop posting these. These blogs are just too @!@#$ing funny.

Posted by Sam
June 20, 2008

I feel bad for this guy he only gets like 10 comments a blog

Posted by whydouwannaknow
June 20, 2008

I feel bad for this guy he only gets like 10 comments a blog

Posted by whydouwannaknow
June 20, 2008

I'm a little confused. Are you also saying you invented applesauce?

Posted by Mrs. Shibbles
June 21, 2008

Refraining from using a "breaking a hip" joke in reference to your break dancing. See how nice I am? :P Happy Sunday!

Posted by Lois Lane [TypeKey Profile Page]
June 22, 2008

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