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May 29, 09:35 AM
Creed Thoughts
Short broads. They’re the best. If you’ve been keeping up with these bloggeroos, you might remember the types of women I go for: Brazilian, Ukrainian, South African, Canadian [the further North, the better], short, and Wisconsin. I didn’t say that the list was in order, though. Truth be told, short is at the way top of the list, while Ukrainian is actually really far down. That being said, if I found a short Ukrainian dame, I wouldn’t kick her out of my sleeping bag (for some reason, I can’t find my bed again – if you’ve seen it, give me a call). For me, short is where it’s at and this little entry is a tribute to short girls everywhere. I wrote them a poem.
By Creed Bratton
Ooh, mama, with your tiny little legs
You’re like a dachsund
In human form
And that makes you okay
In my book
I want to throw you up into the air
Like a ball of shortness
And catch you when you fall down
And put you into my jacket pocket
That I have lined with pillows and string cheese
Yeah, mama, you’re small and nice
In those little lady clothes
That you wear so well
You could be a minus-sized fashion model
And that’s the truth
Short girl
You make my day
That’s my ode to the shorties. They deserve it. Keep reaching for the sky, short girls, and if you can’t reach it, I’ll lift you up.
COMMENTS
How short is short enough? For example, let's say the female in question was just under 5'6". Which, for the record, is over an inch too short to be on "America's Next Top Model", which the girl once wrote a strongly worded e-mail to Tyra Banks about it (which Ms. Banks chose to ignore). Is that short enough? Because for you, Creed, I would totally be willing to stock my shoe organizer with flats. Or, um, SHE would. The short girl. If she were short enough. Hypothetically, that is.
you and kelly would totally hit it off. I heard she likes creepy old guys in sleeping bags.
I'm short Creed. You know what? That's the best poem I've ever read about shorties. I like the part about the dachsunds. WOW.
Creedster is my hero!
I like 'em short too Creed. Its helpful to have a "shorty" when you need something from the crawlspace or the attic since us full size people can't comfortably manuever in those areas.
I'm 5.1 does that count as short.BTW BEST poem Eh-ver. Your better than that guy who write "Where The Attic Ends" or w/e.
Do you freaks have to spam every single website in the universe?
Thanks Creed, this is all good to know.
creed you are so cool and weird
I love you blogs they are so awesome
keep on blogin
creed you are so cool and weird
I love you blogs they are so awesome
keep on blogin
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