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March 13, 09:23 AM

Creed Thoughts

What’s better than a nice, hot bath? Almost nothing except for a nice, hot bath with a foxy lady and some fine aged Dominican cigars. You can get Dominican stogies almost anywhere, but I still like to smuggle them in. It gives me a sense of accomplishment when I smoke them. Makes me feel proud.

When I’m sitting in that tub, I light one up and enjoy it for hours. I don’t mind the water wrinkles I get from staying in there too long, because hey, I’ve got enough wrinkles of my own so who am I to complain? Plus, when I park my kiester in that tub long enough, I feel like I’m just another part of the water so it doesn’t even matter that I have skin in the first place. I like to pretend I’m just a merman enjoying my aqua bounty.

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