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March 06, 09:19 AM

Creed Thoughts

A lot of people say that when you get to be my age, it’s much harder to stay in shape. What a load of poppycock. Just look at me. I’m a machine. Based on my own measurements, I have roughly 2% body fat. I’m so cut, I could model for Italian sculptors. If the government wanted to, they could build robot soldiers in my likeness. So don’t go telling me that it’s hard to stay fit.

My diet is pretty simple. Mung beans for breakfast, mung beans for lunch, and then a sensible dinner – usually comprised of more mung beans. For beverages, I only drink water or whiskey and when I’m drinking whiskey, it’s usually when I’m working out. It gives me the courage to lift more than I can when I’m sober.

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