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February 07, 01:23 PM

Creed Thoughts


I know I told you that I don’t vote, but it looked like it might be a good place to meet some foxes so I decided to vote on Tuesday. Seven times. Twice in New Jersey, once in New York, and four times in Connecticut. That’s the beauty of being able to make your own driver’s licenses. That machine really opens a lot of doors for me, politically and otherwise. I didn’t meet any broads but I did find a really great burger over in Newark. It made the whole trip worth it.

I say a lot of things that may turn out to be a little inaccurate sometimes. It’s called being a person. A lot of people in my life try to trip me up and say “But Creed you said the exactly opposite thing last week.” Oh yeah? Well, maybe I did and maybe I didn’t, hotshot. Maybe you don’t hear things well. Maybe I just changed my mind. Who are you to tell me I’m a liar? You’re the liar! You’re the stupid liar, Liar! Don’t you look at me like that. Don’t you dare. I will take your eyes and turn them into eyeball stew. You hear me?


Sorry. I get emotional sometimes. It’s just a part of who I am. I’m a bird of many colors, like a toucan or something. You know what else is a part of who I am? GERD. That’s right. Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease. It’s a serious problem in the world today. You might know it as acid reflux. I know it as the painful heartburn I experience almost every damn day. I hate it so much. When it happens, I want to rip out my throat. I talked to a doctor friend I know and he told me it’ll go away if I stop eating spicy foods, tomatoes, and chocolate. Then he said I had to stop drinking coffee. I just about gut-punched him for saying that. If I took out coffee, tomatoes, spicy foods, and chocolate, I’d be starving every day. The good news is I don’t have to take his advice because he’s not really a doctor, he just knows a doctor. I guess that makes him a doctor’s friend friend, not a doctor friend.

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Posted by Creed at 01:23 PM

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I too enjoy voting multiple times, How ever I just do it with a simple diebold master key I made from a picture on their website, great fun ensues.

Posted by Troll
February 07, 2008

i never vote... its overrated.

Posted by k-rock
February 07, 2008

No coffee makes me a very unhappy man, too, Creed. Keep fighting the good fight.

Posted by HurlyBurly
February 07, 2008

how the heck would a man survive without spicy food and chocolate as well?!?!?

Posted by Struct
February 07, 2008

GERD can be a stress related illness - you might just need to relax more and not work so hard. Take a vacation! :)

Posted by Katie
February 07, 2008

I'm just going to take a leap and suggest that you probably voted for a different person every time you voted. Would that be an accurate assumption?

Posted by Rick O'Shea
February 08, 2008

Happy Birthday Creed! If I'm ever get to be as old as you (Ha!) I wanna be just like you!

Hopefully I'll smoke a few in your honor but my dealer is a real dipshit and I've been having a dry spell of weed lately :___(

Posted by Rafael
February 08, 2008

Creed, your a dork. Why dont you and Dwight hang out ever? Also tell his lazy ass to update his blog as often as you do. He's so lazy.

Posted by Ronnie
February 08, 2008

Happy birthday, Creed! I enjoy your music and the show.

Posted by Michael B.
February 08, 2008

Hey, you guys just need the driver's license to vote? That's nice. Here in Brazil we need a totally different thing, something like a "voter's license". Oh, and voting is mandatory. Crazy place, Creed, you should come over some day.

Oh, and happy birthday!

Posted by Marco Aurelio
February 08, 2008

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