November 22, 01:30 PM
Picked up a digital camera the other day, just in time for the holidays. I hope the guy who owns it doesn’t miss it too much.
I took my motorized scooter out for a little ride over the weekend. Riding that thing in the cold November air makes me feel like a champion. It’s tiny and red and helps me get ladies better than a puppy, which reminds me that I need to get a puppy. I rode all over town and ended up with fifteen phone numbers. One of the broads didn’t even have most of her teeth. I’m going to call her first.