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November 15, 10:36 AM
I lose my glasses all the time. It drives me nuts. I’ve tried all the gadgets – neck-straps, RecSpecs, etc. – but nothing seems to work. So this week, I’m trying something new. I’m going to take a little crazy glue and glue the bridge of my glasses to the bridge of my nose. That way, I’ll never lose my glasses again. Also, they won’t slip down my nose, which is my second biggest pet peeve about glasses. When I want to take them off for my weekly shower, I’ll jump into the sauna at the JCC and the glue will just melt away. It’s foolproof. Once I’ve tested it out, I’m going to start selling Creed’s Spectacle Glue all over the country. I’ll make thousands!
Sometimes I wear my glasses to look smart in front of ladies. Other times, I wear them to see better when those ladies bend over.