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Creed Thoughts

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July 05, 01:58 PM

Creed Thoughts


Toes are a luxury, not a right.


I fought in the Korean War. For both sides.


If you ask me, the quick money’s in billiards.


I love the smell of gasoline right after you light it on fire.


Restaurants were created to take advantage of the lazy. If you’ve got a forest and a lighter, you’ve got dinner.


I like my women LOUD.


Reminder: Michael’s safe combo: 3-22-26

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Do you think we'd be better off NOT KNOWING what's in Michael's safe?

hilarious

If you like your women loud, you must like Jan and Kelly. I wish I had toes.

creed, you are so cool!

You the man Creed.... I have been waiting all day for this !! It is my Thursday pick me up...... love ya !!

Creed, you're hilarious. One of my favorite episodes was "Drug Testing" when you correctly identified the type of pot pictured in Dwight's photo and he said, "No, it's marijuana" That was great!

I fought for both sides in the Korean War too Creed!! I wonder if we were on the same side at the same time...

sucks to be you creed my man!

One word, "CARNIVALE."

Hmmm...billiards...I don't know Creed--I heard it was in cricket...but I'll take your word for it. I think I saw you in Korea. I actually fought for the DMZ (couldn't get ANYWHERE!). Anyway, note to self: when smelling lit gasoline, be careful not to sniff too closely. The singe-osity factor? Very high.

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