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June 21, 01:39 PM
Creed Thoughts
I turn all kinds of things into pies.
Who hasn’t lived in a cave at one point or another? That’s what they’re for.
You say diabetes, I say diabetos.
Give me a mug and some beans and I’ll find a way to make your damn coffee.
Every time I step on a nail, I thank my shoes for doing their job the best they could.
I’d grow a beard but I don’t have the time.
Reminder: Michael’s safe combo: 33-26-30
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Is that really Michael's safe combo? Or your ladyfriends figures...
First!
Question have you ever turned a beet into a pie, and or various animals found dead on the road?
LOL Creed kills me...
Each week is weaker. As if whoever is writing them is caring less and less. They are barely one liners now, as opposed to really hilarious paragraphs of musings.
i love this man
I say diabetus!
yea what the hell happened to epic paragraphs of hilarious material? funny still but just a great aside would help tell the story
Creed, when I grow up I wanna be just like you.
Agreed with the other poster, man, these are getting weaker and weaker. Creed isn't about the one-liners, he's about the awkward musings. Get with it.
Eh, it's shorter, but the small bursts of random insanity are still fabulous.
I mean - the first line: how do you even get past that? I laughed my a** off.
Give us more pearls, Creed, more pearls.
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