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May 24, 10:45 PM
Creed Thoughts
The worst part about Raisin Bran is the bran. Hands down.
I saw a man fishing bottles out of a garbage can yesterday and it reminded me of a funny story.
I don’t like hockey. They should get rid of the pucks and put those shoe blades on their sticks – then you’d have a game on your hands.
To be a good pick pocket, you’ve got to look like a regular Joe. Don’t dress up in fancy colors or jewelry. That’s where the Gypsies have it wrong. Pair of slacks, t-shirt, hat – that’s all you need. And it helps to have tiny hands, too.
I’ve had enough of this LBJ character.
If I had to pick between a chimp and a spider, I’d take the chimp. Harder to forget where you left it.
Reminder: Michael’s safe combo: 26-22-30.
COMMENTS
True story about the pickpocketing. Can't look suspicious. Damn Gypsies.
One of the first commenters? Awesome.
I must say, I totally agree with your thoughts on Raisin Bran. And hockey, definitely.
I have TINY hands.
What's LBJ?
I just gave my email to Creed. Was that a bad idea?
I think LBJ means Lyndon B. Johnson. Our 12th president.
I would take the spider because I wouldn't have to buy it a bed. It could sleep in my hair.
ditto on the chimp... spiders are notorious for getting lost.
I've never been a big fan of bran either. I usually just pick out the raisins.
Quick Fact: If you eat enough raisins, it has the same effect as bran anyway. Gotsta stay regular.
I'm going to have to say a hearty "No Way" to the spiders. My wife would have a fit. I think we could handle a monkey though.
I think the 'man' who was fishing bottles out of the garbage was actually my pet monkey, who pick pockets raisin bran daily, which fuels his hockey skills with the hearty raisninness.
Hmm...I don't that the safe combo reminders are working because you have now posted two different combos to michaels safe.
Hmm...I don't think the safe combo reminders are working because you have now posted two different combos to michaels safe.
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