October 04, 05:47 PM
T: We want to keep blurgh going because when you can't curse, you use blurgh!
K: It takes effort. You need to think it before you say it. You need to feel it...BLURGH!
T: A friend of mine even worked it into Sesame Street!
K: That's our demo. 3 to 5 year olds. Upscale 3 to 5 year olds, that is...
SPIRITED DONA LIKES TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE, BUT NOT BOTHER THEIR SENSIBILITIES,AS WE KNOW SHE IS FROM THE SOUTHEAST. SPIRITED DONA SPENT HER CHILDHOOD, MOSTLY, WITH ADULTS, SO USING, EVEN OH, CHOCOLATE, OFT GOT HER INTO TROUBLE. INSPIRATION HIT WHILE UPLOADING HER VIDEO BLOGS TO Tv GUIDE; SUCH AS THE ONE THAT GOOGLES: ALEC BALDWIN, TINA FEY, EMMY PRESENTERS-- IRISH CONGRATULATIONS.
SPIRITED DONA'S INSPIRATION? I NOW USE THE WORDS SMART SASS FOR THE EXPRESSION SMART YOU KNOW WHAT. AS I GET OLDER, I NEED THESE WORDS MORE. I AM TIRED OF HAVING SO MANY OF THEM VOICE THINGS MY WAY, ESPECIALLY WITHOUT DEFENDING SPIRITED DONA, PROPERLY, WHEN SHE CAN'T USE BAD LANGUAGE AND THEY CAN. I HAVE STARTED TO GET INTO "BY THE HAMMER OF THOR" AND HAVE COPED IT ONCE FOR A VLOG. BE SURE TO USE SMART SASS.FRENEMIES? THEY'LL BE FELLED BY LAUGHTER. REASONS I WRITE FUNNY, SILLY CREATIVELY WITHOUT GETTIN' IN TROUBLE WITH JESUS, OR AT LEAST, STEPHEN BALDWIN.
1. I'M STRAIGHT ON FUNNY.
2. I KNOW AS MANY SOUTHERN GRANDMAS' AS JACK MacBRAYER. I CAN'T BE IN TROUBLE WITH MILLIONS.
3. ITS "FUNNIER" TO SAY SMART SASS
4. I DON'T WANT TO EVER BE ON MY OWN MANURE LIST!
5. WHO ELSE IS COMING UP WITH EXPRESSIONS LIKE "SMART SASS"? I REST MY CASE.
6. MORE BROWNIE POINTS FOR ME.
7. A LARGER AUDIENCE. NOBODY HAS AN EXCUSE TO NOT WATCH MY VIDEO BLOGS; VLOGS? WHATEVER, YOU CALL EM, OR NOT READ MY WRITTEN BLOGS. FORGET KID FRIENDLY. I'M SPIRITED DONA FRIENDLY!
8. IT'S A CHALLENGE. I'M ALWAYS UP FOR WRITING CHALLENGES!
8. I AM THE ONLY WRITER OUT THERE TRYING TO GET STREET CRED, BY USING RESPECTFUL LANGUAGE. THAT'S FOR SURE STRAIGHT!
9.JUST ME BEING ME.
10. MAKING PEOPLE BELIEVE I CAN COME UP WITH CREATIVE STUFF ALL THE TIME. I HAVE TO !